Cassie McKay

Lets play a game called how many redbulls did i have at 4am this morning!

I don’t want to play that game because I hope it’s zero

The urge to quit my job and run away is strong right now

Real. What's goin on McKay?

Overworked and stressed i’ll get over it no worries.

Would you like to go home early? I can cover for your patients and you can decompress at home, read, do whatever to relax. I don't want you burning out.

That’s actually so nice thank you. I’ll never pass up an offer like that.

Go home, I got you.

Thank you. I’m sure Vic will be happy i’m home not so late

The urge to quit my job and run away is strong right now

Real. What's goin on McKay?

Overworked and stressed i’ll get over it no worries.

Would you like to go home early? I can cover for your patients and you can decompress at home, read, do whatever to relax. I don't want you burning out.

That’s actually so nice thank you. I’ll never pass up an offer like that.

The urge to quit my job and run away is strong right now

Real. What's goin on McKay?

Overworked and stressed i’ll get over it no worries.

Just realizing I gave chad a bunch of shit for being with a 25 year old only to now realize i myself am with someone younger than that

I mean given it's Chad we're talking about here Cass. He's a jerk. You aren't.

That’s true, plus Vic is amazing

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

Okay, thats not as bad as i thought. I thought it was something unreasonable like you sent him to be 30 mins early. Idk tell him to get his head out his ass and that the next time he speaks to you like that youll put him on thr side of a road. Works wonders!

I’m not threatening to kick out my son vic.

No no! This is what my mum used to do, when they misbehave you put them in a car, and like park by a random field, then drive off and round the block before coming back to pick them up! It works really good!

No offense babygirl but you don’t talk to your mom anymore so I’m gonna avoid doing what your mom did because that’s not the healthiest thing

Or i ground him for a few days then have a talk with him about respect and when he apologizes we go out for ice cream?

Yeah that probably works better

Yeah most of his socks are glittery anyway soooo

This is the most amazing blackmail i have ever seen and i will never forget this. Also how the fuck does he wear glittery socks? The feel horrible!

When we were in a prank war I might’ve glotterbombed his sock drawer

Don’t worry about it babygirl something for later ☺️

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

Okay, thats not as bad as i thought. I thought it was something unreasonable like you sent him to be 30 mins early. Idk tell him to get his head out his ass and that the next time he speaks to you like that youll put him on thr side of a road. Works wonders!

I’m not threatening to kick out my son vic.

No no! This is what my mum used to do, when they misbehave you put them in a car, and like park by a random field, then drive off and round the block before coming back to pick them up! It works really good!

No offense babygirl but you don’t talk to your mom anymore so I’m gonna avoid doing what your mom did because that’s not the healthiest thing

Or i ground him for a few days then have a talk with him about respect and when he apologizes we go out for ice cream?

Yeah that probably works better

Yeah most of his socks are glittery anyway soooo

This is the most amazing blackmail i have ever seen and i will never forget this. Also how the fuck does he wear glittery socks? The feel horrible!

When we were in a prank war I might’ve glotterbombed his sock drawer

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

Okay, thats not as bad as i thought. I thought it was something unreasonable like you sent him to be 30 mins early. Idk tell him to get his head out his ass and that the next time he speaks to you like that youll put him on thr side of a road. Works wonders!

I’m not threatening to kick out my son vic.

No no! This is what my mum used to do, when they misbehave you put them in a car, and like park by a random field, then drive off and round the block before coming back to pick them up! It works really good!

No offense babygirl but you don’t talk to your mom anymore so I’m gonna avoid doing what your mom did because that’s not the healthiest thing

Or i ground him for a few days then have a talk with him about respect and when he apologizes we go out for ice cream?

Yeah that probably works better

Yeah most of his socks are glittery anyway soooo

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

Okay, thats not as bad as i thought. I thought it was something unreasonable like you sent him to be 30 mins early. Idk tell him to get his head out his ass and that the next time he speaks to you like that youll put him on thr side of a road. Works wonders!

I’m not threatening to kick out my son vic.

No no! This is what my mum used to do, when they misbehave you put them in a car, and like park by a random field, then drive off and round the block before coming back to pick them up! It works really good!

No offense babygirl but you don’t talk to your mom anymore so I’m gonna avoid doing what your mom did because that’s not the healthiest thing

Or i ground him for a few days then have a talk with him about respect and when he apologizes we go out for ice cream?

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

Okay, thats not as bad as i thought. I thought it was something unreasonable like you sent him to be 30 mins early. Idk tell him to get his head out his ass and that the next time he speaks to you like that youll put him on thr side of a road. Works wonders!

I’m not threatening to kick out my son vic.

No no! This is what my mum used to do, when they misbehave you put them in a car, and like park by a random field, then drive off and round the block before coming back to pick them up! It works really good!

No offense babygirl but you don’t talk to your mom anymore so I’m gonna avoid doing what your mom did because that’s not the healthiest thing

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

Okay, thats not as bad as i thought. I thought it was something unreasonable like you sent him to be 30 mins early. Idk tell him to get his head out his ass and that the next time he speaks to you like that youll put him on thr side of a road. Works wonders!

I’m not threatening to kick out my son vic.

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?

Im sure he thought you did something to make him cuss you out, what did you do that could be offensive to a 12 year old boy??

I told him he couldn’t stay out past midnight with his friends doing god knows what

You and @casmckay should plan a play date for them!!

Maybe when Harrison isn’t grounded

What did he do now?

Cuss me out again

What did you do?

What do you mean what did i do?