Lonk

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

at music school they stand there in front of you and say "music is bad. there is no good music. music sucks" over and over again and you have to keep saying "no! music is good!!" and if you break they give you an F

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert