nought may endure but mutability

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

"i don't care at all about the stock market or know what an estate lawyer is, because i'm not rich 😏" your death will be a nightmare for your loved ones to deal with and their death will be a nightmare for you. if you are an adult i'm not saying you need to have a trustee on standby for your vast fortune but you should at least know what "probate" means

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

my legs hurt is anyone going to come and save me

it's not chronic pain today i just biked a little too fast.

i was on my way to a cat sitting gig and i was running 3 minutes late and i couldn't let the cat down. so i pedaled up a really big hill really fast. does anyone love me

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.