11?? 😭 trust me most 11 year olds aren't like that as someone who literally has to live in a class of them. It's the 9-10 year olds 😭😭😭😭

um. okay sorry for mixing you up

MLK was a star trek fan

social media has evolved into such a voyeuristic spectacle over the last five to ten years its truly shocking to me like excluding tumblr 90% of the explore pages on other apps is just videos of peoples faces set to music or people talking directly to the camera etc etc......by contrast on tumblr there is still a sort of sheen of anonymity based on how its formatted and usually when you interact with a post you read or watch the content first and then learn the users identity second by clicking on their profile ie the dash is not just a wall of people filming themselves unless its a repost......i remember even only a couple of years ago there was a distinction between people who were influencers and got paid to film themselves 24/7 for instagram but now its like every average person on reels/tiktok is performing the same kind of theater for free......i cant imagine what that would do to your psyche long term

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i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

they should teach this in schools

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

my chapstick is shaped exactly like rupauls head

Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day