Time is what turns kittens into cats.

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

what if I never got a fucking migraine ever again

WHAT IF NOBODY ON EARTH EVER GOT A MIGRAINE EVER AGAIN!!!!

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

Someone pays domain hosting on this. In the age of cybersquatting on common typos of popular endpoints, hoping to infect accidental passersby with malicious software, someone pays domain hosting on a friendly message. An island in a sea of brambles.

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

I am against Leo XIV because I think a USAmerican Pope makes the chances of an antipope in my lifetime less likely

I am big enough to admit that I was completely wrong about this. Just utterly off base

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder