fuck it new year new pinned post. yes i know it's may what about it
if the blog looks like a bot i'm blocking/reporting
strangers reblogging my liveblog posts weirds me the fuck out and if you've been lurking on my blog without actually interacting with me you absolutely count as a stranger, don't do that
let me into your fandom i am normal and will not make a beeline for the first hint of sci-fi horror i see [lie]
18+ please sometimes there are titties on here and often there is violence
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I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up
If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm
Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it
Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene
[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]
i'm also not entirely sure why i decided that borgil 🤞ulain. ulain just pointed at borgil and said that's MY favorite mentor figure and borgil keeps sneaking ulain gear
Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you
As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me
(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)
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ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
i don't even know what i was on the first time i tried prophecies. i have given hana a hammer and she has good necro skills (she is a monk) and i am having a wonderful time
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Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.
If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.
For @evanurisweek days 1 and 2: Elgar'nan and Mythal.
At the dawn of the world as it will be, Mythal and Elgar'nan dream themselves into existence.
Warnings for canon-typical violence, mentions of incest, cannibalism, dubious consent, and imperialism.
Her beast of a husband comes heaving, impossible. He is a thousand eons tall, a shape so great it encompasses all that was written, was made. Myth made flesh, and how wondrous he shines! Like a creature unspeakable. He will be made of the earth. He will be made of the sun.
She outstretches a great hand, as deep and as unknowable as he is great and evident. She has encompassed the world, just as he has overtaken the sky. Creatures of sensation rarely satiated. Tremulous and strangers to each other and to existence, they will their breath through lungs not yet shaped. They are concept. Signifier without signified. Imago, ready to be breach-birthed through the gaps between the Dreaming and the World.
Her mate and her, they come from the same splintered branch, off the same swaying stone tree. They gestated, entwined, as the world decided what it would be before it released them wet-mouthed and wandering onto the shores of newfangled reality. Engendered from the breath of the world, still shapeless and unknown to themselves, to each other, they existed as one.
Voices not-yet-born would call them siblings, mother and father, Vengeance and Justice.
She germinated from the spit of the ocean and he reached into that bloodied birth-foam (blood of the earth! blood of the world!) and hooked his fingers into her gaping, begging, mouth. She slid her teeth into his wrist and let him drag her from the depths, gulping ichor into a throat that wasn't flesh yet.
Now they squirm, unfound and new, beneath a sun that has no interest in seeing its children happy. They have no weight. They are form-less, wanting shape. What is there for two newfound spirits to do? They ask the earth and it refuses an answer. Its children scurry along its spine and pick at them like insects. The sun is hot and the air is stale. The greenery is vast and lush and they wish to know it all, to have it, burn it, be it.
They ask again and the insects say nothing. The earth has no answer. They wish to shape it in the way they best see fit and the earth threatens to crack them in two.
Her husband, sibling-in-song, is quick to anger. So is she. The earth stakes a claim to itself that it has no right to. It decides for them where they can and cannot go. Demands sovereignty over itself when they are here to shepherd it.
How dare it!
HOW DARE IT!
Sinking their shapeless hands into its soft and fleshy abdomen, they descend upon it storm-ridden. They have no chosen shape, and so choose for this reckoning one they both find beautiful. Wings and claws and talons. Horns like crowns, and power diaphanous to break bones with and suck them dry.
A hunted thing has not existed in this world before. They hunt the very pillars of the world.
She caves the earth's head in and he climbs in the cavern of its broken skull to anoint himself with its death. It is awake as it dies, and babbles in a language that is ugly and stupid. In the warmth of the world's womb, they dreamt to each other in much lovelier, brighter words. The earth's words are the words of things that have no place here anymore, a jagged and recursive language that held the fabric of existence fast and closed until they came, wiser and greater, and now there is no need for the pillars' harsh and broken words. The earth speaks as one, a copy of a copy. What beauty can an echo make?
In the midst of this gore, they are hungry. But they were never hungry before, and it cores them, like thunder a tree. With claws and teeth, they tear out great chunks of soil and cram them into their bloodied un-mouths. Lungfuls, gulpfuls, of rib and gut and gore, of blue-bright heaviness that satiates until they vomit.
They have bodies to vomit from.
She grips his great broad shoulder and keels over, suddenly meat. With gut comes pain, a thrill from head to toe. Her esophagus spasms and she reels from the bile, acid and bitter. She laughs. Her throat pops colour out of her in the shape of sound. He grins at her, and he has teeth to grin with. A mouth smeared with acid and half-digested land. Appalling. He grins and grins, and pulls her towards him and pushes her open. His hands are so large. Her body so unformed, uncompromised.
But a body has a heaviness. A body has phlegm. And viscousness. And wetness in its unexplored and depth-hot corners. He gathers chunks of her like he gathered the soil to eat, spreading and kneading, opening, unlatching a door in her core. Out spills light. She has no say in where his hands roam, wondrous in his conquest of earth and sea and sky, as he appends mud to her bones and smooths its ridges down to make a body. She cannot stop him from claiming the making of her, but she can do the same to him, so that they will forever be a creature of both.
She yields, to make him pliable and bendable. With his hands, terrible and bloodied, he cracks her open like a femur as he learns how to crawl back inside of her. She opens, a womb, mother of this new world. She uses the earth to fashion him further. Under her muddied hands his features gain definition. Sharp cheekbones. Full lips. She shapes his chest and makes his hands more solid and with weight, large enough to engulf her if she wishes, hardy enough to wield a weapon or a sceptre.
He is not just impression, anymore. They are not just tendrils of consciousness upon which to graft flesh. There is intent in her design of him and in her fashioning of her own self, guided by his hands that make her breasts, her throat, her nipples hard with just a gentle rub. He is large but she is capable of holding him. She tells herself she will be able to contain him, when the time comes for the world to burn so they can rebirth it.
He smears blood and phlegm across her lips with his own. They have gored a thing and have eaten it, and a great secret has now passed between them, at the coming of this new world in their image. A new world that extends beneath their clawed and smooth-skinned feet, and it has gifted them with their own unknown downfall.
All has changed. Now comes a world where things can be killed on a whim. They have chosen smallness for the sake of primacy.
He pushes her onto her back. Bone fragments, grey matter, pressed up against her shoulders and spine. Her hair, dark and long, wet with innards. They learn new ways. They were one thing, and now they are two, and seek to make each other one again. He returns to the fold of her; she turns her back to him onto all fours so she does not have to see his blue bright teeth. His wide hands that she has made lost in her hair, new sensation ripped from the roots as he yanks her head back. She slips on the dead and discovers pain when her elbow hits the ground. It doesn't matter. Magic is splitting her open, making her mighty.
He feeds her more, from behind, her back against his chest and his hands prying her jaw open, and drips the lovely blood down her chin and chest, onto her belly that wasn't there even just moments before.
It rips the world between them. Fans her ribcage into wings adorned with veins and capillaries. A thunder around and above them. She rolls her head back and glares upwards to the storm.
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