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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

often procrastination is described as putting something off because you're afraid you won't do it as perfect as you imagined it, specially in study or creative contexts, you put off starting on an assignment because you set a high expectation for yourself and you're so afraid the real thing won't measure up... i want to extend the sentiment to being afraid period, afraid that you will mess something up big time if you try to do it, afraid that you'll put yourself in danger if you go out or drive or cook right now, waiting for the right moment when your head is clear enough to do things safely, but what if the moment doesn't come for days, weeks... and everyone thinks you just don't care, but you're trying to avoid an accident, you're trying to avoid making a bigger mess than you started with, you're worried you will hurt your friends if you are not present enough to react to their art and life stories with the care and attention it deserves, you're worried you'll break your favourite mugs when you try to wash them, you're worried you'll forget the pot on the stove, it's tough

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

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Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

five. hundred. cigarettes

I rlly like the emphasis that live action one piece is putting on the fact that literally nobody else think about piracy the way luffy does. "Being a pirate is about being free and having friends :3" while every other pirate is doing legitimate career criminal shit around him.

A lot of people who hadn't seen One Piece seemed to think it was full of pirates that don't actually do any pirating. This is in fact inaccurate. Most pirates in One Piece do lots of piracy. Hero Luffy, who does zero piracy while speedrunning becoming one of the most wanted criminals on the planet because he keeps beating up the immensely powerful men, women, and government agencies that interrupt his fun globe-trotting treasure hunt with his friends, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

…huh.

I think going too deep into anything should warrant a balrog. You scroll too far down on your phone when you should've gotten up an hour ago, you've spent all afternoon sleuthing to figure out why your mom's former neighbour whom you haven't seen since you were 15 and don't give a fuck about got a divorce, you've been ruminating the same situation over and over and over, and a big fuckass beast thing shows up to stop you because you have delved too deep and now you have to fight the balrog.

gambling platforms whose ads automatically open when you try to scroll past them i just want to know your precise coordinates latitude and longitude. oh no it's not for me it's for my orbital laser cannon yeah no don't worry about it it only likes to fire the vaporizing beam of pure heat and light and wrath at things that are Really annoying and predatory and evil. yeah no you have nothing to worry about probably it's really good and nice and won't turn your company headquarters to ash unless you give it a really good reason to.

actually your odds are pretty good that you giving the cannon access to your coordinates will make you sooooo much money and not reduce you to a crater and a smudge on the surface of the earth. so yeah coordinates please now as soon as possible

interesting! after i made this post the gambling ads i see constantly stopped opening on their own. is there something wrong with my orbital laser cannon. you can say. i won't cry. much

its interesting to me how peoples desperation to delegitimize anything they dont agree with by implying its christian in nature has resulted in people saying things like hating pedophiles, having feminist or anti-racist beliefs, or Not Supporting Sex Traffickers are all inherently rooted in christian ideology. which is incorrect to an almost unfathomable degree

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect