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me and the gang when we're werebears and the moon is coming out: woahhhhh we're halfway bear. woah-ho! turning into bears!

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ashes2caches

ok so i know that torture doesn’t actually work but for the sake of our t4t rp session you gotta pretend that that it at least works a little.

sleepytrancysub

doing t4t torture rp but shaking my head the whole time to make it clear that I don't support the prevalence of torture in media due to its function as a facet of military propaganda

bigbigbigtruck

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

what-even-is-thiss

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

markscherz

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKELETON OF A RAIN FROG? [X]

ask-crow-aus

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE RIBS

HUH

markscherz

Yeah frogs don’t have ribs. It’s a quick way to identify the bullshit ‘info’post about the ‘correct way’ to hold a frog. They seem to constantly mention hurting their non-existent ribs.

talesfromtreatment

As a vet tech very used to the skeletons of mammals and reptiles…. the extremely small number of vertebrae is rather discomfiting. But with our froggy friend I must assume this is a normal and good number of vertebrae

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dragon-in-a-fez

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

aurpiment

I hope we will see the bizarre and reactionary wave of tumblr bigotry against trans men and mascs recede within the year

#please.#I'm so tired.

ywrki-deactivated20210806

This was part of a bigger pic but as usual iiiii didnt like it anymore half way through :’3

#oooh pretty #fire emblem #fe14

veroniikus

fire emblem three houses tapestries

#wow!#fire emblem

calellon

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

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spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

spin-the-wheel-polls

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

gallusrostromegalus

It's me. Football Cat.

#slatebeam. eh. kinda sucks

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#the yellow wallpaper #and the volume has Herland as well in it by the same author which I've never read before so will go on to that #read the yellow wallpaper once before like 10 years ago

dracolizardlars

have ended up spending my time at the beach reading all of my own fanfiction from years ago and I have discovered that genuinely the best thing I've ever written is a 739 word Venom fic from 2021 that I'm 90% sure I literally wrote in one sitting late at night because I couldn't get the idea out of my head.

dracolizardlars

ok I've just discovered the funniest fucking thing. an extremely rough first draft Dimidue fic also from 2021 that I had no recollection of until now has almost exactly the same premise as an Ankheiji fic I wrote this year. fucking incredible. I'm so predictable

#apparently that unfinished dimidue fic got accidentally reborn in its next life as a Kamen Rider fic five years later #i had likely never heard of Kamen Rider at the time I wrote that #draco speaks

have ended up spending my time at the beach reading all of my own fanfiction from years ago and I have discovered that genuinely the best thing I've ever written is a 739 word Venom fic from 2021 that I'm 90% sure I literally wrote in one sitting late at night because I couldn't get the idea out of my head.

#I should post it on Ao3 #it's just a descriptive scene/character study which is my absolute strength #draco speaks

I'm in Dawlish, Devon this weekend and I honestly never want to leave

#draco speaks

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spin-the-wheel-polls

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Cmon man.

blind-leading

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

derinthescarletpescatarian

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

#ICE BREATH HECK YES

ot3

the extended atla franchise is really proof for why an IP-based approach to art does not work because while it is true that michael dante dimartino and bryan konietzko Created atla, it should be clear from the quality of the rest of the installments in the franchise with their name/stamp of approval on it that they were not the deciding factor in the quality of the original show. in fact, many if not Most of the series best episodes were written by head writer aaron ehasz and his then-wife elizabeth welch. neither of theses two have the Right to make more avatar even though they're a big part of what Made It in the first place.

ehasz then went out to put out 'the dragon prince' for netflix which was not a show i was crazy about but i think i feel pretty confident in calling it better than legend of korra.

now what's also notable about this situation is that ehazs is a notorious enough misogynist to have a section of his wikipedia page devoted to his alleged professional mistreatment of women

elizabeth on the other hand has absolutely no presence online whatsoever. ATLA is her only writing credit. She wrote eight episodes of the show including Zuko Alone, The Avatar and the Fire Lord, and The Southern Raiders. She and aaron are now also divorced.

Now, if you know anything about how misogynist male creatives working in the same field as their wives operate, then you can probably reach the same conclusion I have. If a man is willing to treat female coworkers like his nanny and assistant as a baseline, imagine what he feels entitled to expect from a female coworker that is also his wife. I would not be surprised if much of the work on ATLA that ehasz was able to build his career off of would not have been nearly as good without a lot of behind the scenes assistance from elizabeth.

so of the 4 people mentioned here, the one with the absolute least claim of any entitlement to the Intellectual Property of the avatar franchise is overwhelmingly likely to be the most responsible for the meaningful character and narrative writing that caused ATLA to even earn enough accolades to be worth franchising in the first place.

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