i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

i don't like calling myself a girl bc well i am not a child but woman sounds too formal sometimes maybe we need to bring back gal and dame and terms of that ilk so we have more options

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

twelfth night by william shakespeare

I love him, your honor.

[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]

I want him desperately

glass of water is so epic

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

*clicks on the link*

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

😂❤️⭐️

One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

Why does this warm my heart ? ❤

Because cats do this when they want to be petted. And 🐾 is universal historical proof of kitties that have loved their humans.

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

no rizz just sparkly loving eyes and a heart that feels ready to pour right out of my ribcage at any given time

wdym i exist in other people's minds and someone probably had a conversation about me when i wasn't there and someone probably thought about me at some point wdym