Доброго вечора, ми з України

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

*flips next card over* by the devil

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

This truly is a crime, but I think we have finally found something that Ukrainians would not accept as borscht.

I can proudly say I'm finally truly offended by a borshch.

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

your reminder to read or watch something in your native language

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert