zonder de dorst ben ik overbodig

they don’t tell you this but you can actually call the real estate agent and tour a house on the market just because you’re nosy, even if you have zero interest in buying the house and could not afford it in a million years. just be nice and polite and don’t mention you’re broke

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

the book was The Sex Lives of Saints: An Erotics of Ancient Hagiography by Virginia Burrus

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

In the Cens locker room, Ilya pulls out a small photo of Shane and sighs. Bood looks over. Dude he’ll be out of the meeting with Wiebe in less than five minutes.

I’m sure there’s some stuff there but I love how little angst show!ilya has about his attraction to men. he’s like I loaded up so much on other emotional issues I ran out of disk space for internalized homophobia

his own brother calls him the f slur and ilya’s like oh my goddd you’re so fucking annoying you think I have time to care about that? I’m 1000% locked in on my daddy issues and dead mom trauma get with the program lyosha!!

the part that kills me so much too is that when Shane is high as fuck pitching the cottage one of his talking points is it would be so fun. he literally says it would be so fun. high as fuck and the main thought that filtered through was I wanna kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with you. will you kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with me?