zonder de dorst ben ik overbodig

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

i say i am interested in the inner lives and motivations of the dominant and see that power exchange as an equal handoff demanding equivalent vulnerability and resulting in mutual pleasure and i am told shhhhhhh what if they were just a mystery don’t even worry about it

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

by the time rocky and grace arrive on erid they’ve spent 4 years constructing the worlds most unintuitive english-eridian creole language and no one can understand a word of what rocky is saying

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

don’t worry. it’s easier to love you than you think