Heather

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

I work as a janitor and I feel like I’m gonna be thinking about this post a lot on the job

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

save me lesbian romcom told through the aesthetics and tropes of classic horror. save me eccentric and morbid southern high femme lesbian Gillian Anderson. save me

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun