Heather

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

my producer tagline if I made songs: hi

clicking her prostate and hearing a soft click as her penis retracts like a ballpoint pen

hey what's up guys we are Pasta Sauce and we are so pumped to be playing the White Tank Top theatre tonight

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

very skilled at having a headache

LOCK THE FUCK IN MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS SPOCK CANNOT BE LOSING HERE

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

Happy pride to whatever snufkin and moomintroll had going on