Heather

[sees somebodys nipples through their shirt] just like a translucent game boy advance.....

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

now i ain't saying that the fewer polygons a video game has, the better the game is. but i ain't not saying it

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

lego set #10262 James Bond Aston Marton DB5

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

everyones got that one neurosis they cant even complain about on tumblr

just found a no leaf clover

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too