Heather

Unreliable everyone

it's so hard talking to people with normative views on shit someone will say "i lost five pounds this month!" and im not supposed to say "im so sorry" or "you wanna get high and try to get em back?"? fuckkkkkkkk this shit is so hard im NOT getting that promotion

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

when youre done studying me can i take a look at the notes. No thats okay im just curious.

oh ewww. Omg did i really do that… Lol.

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

stealing a pushie from you and a week later i send you a video of your plushie doing a cross eyed double peace sign and reading off a peace of paper about how it doesn't care about you anymore and loves me

people are saying this is the cruelest post i have ever made