hijinks and shenanigans

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

let’s start parsing who does and doesn’t deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong

This is the endpoint of assigning morality based on ontologies of people. You wind up with the simplest ontology: good or bad.

The people who believe the copaganda that defense attorneys are evil are the same people who think they'll never be the ones arrested.

The font is called "Redacted Script," it's available for free here, and I just ran to download it because I am, in fact, the target audience for this

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

all prior evidence suggests that the author can indeed write “a bomb-ass lit review,” but current sources report that they “don’t wanna,” claiming that “[university] should just give [the author] [their] degree.”

further investigation reveals that this pattern has been consistently observed in all prior instances of said “bomb-ass lit reviews.” implications still under review.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

if shades can manipulate shadowflux, flashers should be able to manipulate quintessence. bombbending <3