Bad for the knees, this

I got my first lit mag acceptance?!?!?

I got a second acceptance!!!!

getting unfollowed by mutuals is kinda like losing custody of your kids but worse

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

man up and lez out

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.