Doin my Darndest

I almost said "because we are le poor" in a post earlier and I didn't because I figured no one would find it funny and now I wish I had. 😅

I guarantee this style of humor will awaken a sleeping giant in anyone who was chronically online in teh 00's.

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides "a squid is an animal that is so cutes"

much to think about. many such cases. methinks. some great words and phrases to add to your vocabulary

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

never not thinking about Poison Jr

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

did this happen in Connecticut