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We were English class nerds in highschool lol
This was before we knew people could be both of course
Toby Fox is getting so frustrated with the Fandom's inability to pick up on queer themes that in Chapter 5 he had Tenna look at the camera and say "Btw Noelle is a lesbian". At this point Chapter 6 is going to have a section where we pick Ralsei's new name, Tenna's going to start his new show "I only love masc asses, no other gender", Pink will have a wedding with herself, Queen will talk about Kris' "Am I non-binary?" quiz and Swatch will sell Spamton's old trans merch (joking).
wait people DIDNT know Noelle was lesbian????????????????? It was so obvious????????????????
They knew she was sapphic, not a lesbian. It's an argument used to justify shipping gay/lesbian characters who aren't shown interest in the opposite gender (or just other genders in general). I am not here to argue if shipping characters who are portrayed as showing interest only in the same gender is okay or not but the game was clearly implying she liked girls only yet was shipped with other non-girl characters. Then Chapter 5 came along and shut down the "we don't know if she's lesbian, she could be just sapphic" argument by having Tenna say to Susie, a girl who has a crush on her and is doubting if Noelle would even like her, "oh yeah, her favorite characters were all the girls, wink wink".

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if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”
but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”
Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.
Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.
Some examples:
Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness.
I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like,
A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.
Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it.
I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase.
Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.
This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”
Plus it’s hilarious.
I love ancient art history !!!!!
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Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.
Fucking Puritanism.
Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter
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Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

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Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...
This appears to be a reference to a piece of fanart from 2018 by 苔玉 (Kokedama) on pixiv, titled "しっぽ使いスージィちゃん" ("Tail-user Susie-chan")
Tシャツの発表によってしっぽ無いことがわかっちゃったけどこれはただの二次創作だからなんの問題もないね2021.9.21追記chapter2ありがとう…………………
the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible
when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky
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It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

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