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the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

Fanfiction doesn't count, either. And you know it doesn't.

lowkey many books are comparably terrible relative to those thangs like most books are not in search of lost time. 98% of books are like harlequin porno or tellalls by fox news anchors or some shit abt ancestral diets cutting belly fat. idk shit about the graphic novel world but i'm sure there's some rly classy high minded stuff out there. idg why the nature of the medium matters at all who's even getting grilled on whether they read books and who's apparently lying about it like is even this a situation

well yeah but there was obv a value judgment implied..... like there was a clear ranking of legitimacy taking place with books at the top and i was objecting to that. or maybe there wasn't idk. but like the insistence on it being an entirely separate medium kind of feels ahistorical and arbitrary given that some of the hottest works in the canon were released serially in newspapers and stuff and have only retroactively been reclassified as "book". the idea that there's some clear line between "books", graphic novels (which are what just too image-heavy to qualify i guess despite being physically bound?), and fanfiction (which is corny and for kids but like i'm sure there's some good stuff and some of it ends up literally getting published and bound and then entering the category of "book"). the way information is delivered is going to change over the years eg the novel itself is very new. i don't see how a novel/novella is ontologically closer to a nonfiction book abt wwii than it is to a narrative graphic novel or some freaky fanfiction. bartleby the scrivener is literally some shit someone would post on substack (good tho).. idek why i engaged sorry i took an adderall earlier and soemthig really bad happened to me today

you know sure as hell what a book is. please

I also don't like Jason Momoa. He is better than Zendaya, but only just. I wish they'd get real jobs.

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

There’s a rock in the Barrens in WoW they can’t remove because the whole world crashes, and that’s beautiful.

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website