soo eepy sleepy...

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes