When in Doubt, Turn Left

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

put some respect on his name

are you telling me that they couldn’t finagle a real-enough-looking cast that you could just unclasp at intermission and reuse for every show

(Sorry--couldn't resist.)

This was a Patreon Request

NO CHUCKABILITY - We had not seen Rocky with earth-like gravity, and so needed to adjust for this oversight. NO BONES - We were unsure how to solve this, but after much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that whatever Rocky has got ain't bones. MAX MEDIA LITERACY - We had an unchecked earth bias that clouded our judgement. Rocky's ability to adapt to a culture which is literally alien is extremely impressive. That they were chosen for such an important mission must mean that they are an exceptional Eridian, and their ability to communicate across such a wide gap should have easily gained them that third star.

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Analytical, specialized AI used for research methods: totally fine with that. It's what AI SHOULD be used for. Counting cancer cells, identifying areas of interest in thousands of satellite photos, organizing mass amounts of data, etc. The sort of tedious mass tasks that are too extensive for humans to do on their own due to sheer volume.

why is it able to instantly liquify a bay leaf but struggles with garlic 😭

fuck.

DO NOT