Serving only the finest memes, hot takes, and deranged rants on niche topics since 2013. Current menu: Mostly cdramas and danmei. Fangs of Fortune forever! URL is from Doctor Who.
Friends, followers, casual rebloggers! This is one of my very occasional posts introducing (or warning, if you prefer) my blog.
This started off as a Doctor Who/David Tennant fan blog, and I still love them both. I love Shakespeare's Richard II, especially the 2013 RSC production starring David Tennant, and Shakespeare in general.
Then there was Hamilton, the musical plus real actual history.
I am currently into Chinese dramas, especially wuxia, xianxia, and BL.
Vampires are a perennial interest, as are Star Trek, X Files, and a bunch of other stuff.
I have some fanfiction on AO3 if you're curious but I mostly write one shots and only when I'm in the grip of mania about some idiot.
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Going into The Shards tag hoping to find gifs of scenery and costumes and seeing only shirtless men. I don't think I'm watching this show for the same reasons as the average Tumblr user. 😂
It's really a good show, though. So far, just scary enough, not too gory (yet. please don't get worse), has is also really funny, and gets so many details of the 80s right.
Going into The Shards tag hoping to find gifs of scenery and costumes and seeing only shirtless men. I don't think I'm watching this show for the same reasons as the average Tumblr user. 😂
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I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes
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I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.
I cannot impress upon you enough how important it is to MEMORIZE one of those numbers if you see it. Especially the funny ones like 555-866-POOP or 1-800-LAW-YURZ or whatever.
These people are BANKING on you getting into trouble with the law, having your phone confiscated as evidence, and being unable to remember your lawyers' name/department/phone number/extention when our police allow you your one phone call from jail.
If you can't remember your mom's / boyfriend's / Dealer's phone number off the top of your head, but you can still remember the stupid musical jingle and nursery rhyme for "if you get pulled over and you're in handcuffs call 555-MrDuffs" then there's a big chance that the law firm on the end of the line makes their money off defense law post arrests.
You might need one of those stupid numbers so if you see it on a billboard memorize it.
P.S do not memorize any of the ones in the photos, 99% chance they don't operate in the area where you're gonna be. But if you see a billboard you know you're standing in that lawyer's jurisdiction.
Sweet James might owe me for this if it goes viral, but if you're going to the Olympics in Los Angeles, MEMORIZE THIS SUPER SIMPLE NUMBER FFS
800
900
000000000000
It's just 3 numbers, eight-hundred, nine-hundred, and zeroes. 800. 900. 0000. You got this.
Even at your most confused, intoxicated, and stoopit, you got this. 800. 900. 0000.
And no, you don't gotta wait for a motor accident to call him. Just call, say "my name is [x] and the police arrested me and they are holding me at [x] and I would like you to represent me."
And then you shut the fuck up.
What's that? You never heard of the script for dealing with police? WELL IF YOU'RE COMING HERE YOU BETTER MEMORIZE IT! Because here, you don't owe anyone an explanation and you have the LEGAL RIGHT to make the police do all the work if they're gonna detain you. You do not have to help them by telling them about your life. You have the right to not tell them anything. But how you tell them that you're not gonna tell them anything is tricky, so these geniuses wrote a script. Here it is, courtesy of Pot Brothers Law. We affectionately call them "the STFU guys" or "The Shut The Fuck Up guys":
@pot_brothers_at_law: “The Script" (What do I say When Pulled Over?) STICKERS!, Smell Proof Lockable Bags. Email signup available.
If you want to attempt to memorize the STFU guys number, it is (855) 927-7529
If you're typing it in on a dinosaur phone with the letters on the numberpads, dial 1 to start the call, and type out 855 WASS LAW.
More tips for Los Angeles below:
Ok so Pot Bros are lawyers that defended folk arrested for Marijuana charges before Marijuana was legalized in California.
They wrote a script for dealing with the LAPD and other California law officials. This script works amazingly well in California, because of our due process laws here:
THE SCRIPT @POT_BROTHERS AT LAW CRAIG & MARC WASSERMAN 1(855)WASSLAW
"WHY DID YOU PULL ME OVER?"
"I'M NOT DISCUSSING MY DAY"
"AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?"
I detained you say: "I INVOKE THE 5TH-I WANT MY LAWYER"
..then you #STFU (SHUT THE FUCK UP)
If the police start to search you or your vehicle, you say: I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH!
"Craig & Marc Wasserman All Rights Reserved. We Only Practice Calitornia Law.
AGAIN - THIS IS ONLY FOR WHEN YOU ARE IN CALIFORNIA. THIS YEAR THE OLYMPICS ARE IN CALIFORNIA.
Sweet James (800900) practices in Los Angeles. The Pot Bros (Wassermans) (855 WASSLAW) practice in L.A. but also all throughout the state of California.
Share this to any foreigner or out-of-towner that you know is coming to the Olympics this year.
When i went to vegas there was constant ads for a lawyer called glen learner and i still remember the jingle - GLEN LEARNER IS THE WAY TO GO, CALL 8 DOUBLE 7 1 5 0 0
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
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