Ain't Easy Bein' Wheezy

Summary: After the death of your grandmother you make a trip to visit her old estate, and you discover it may be more trouble than it’s worth.

Warnings: Noncon/Rape, ghosts, smut, bondage, thigh riding, spanking, rough sex, oral sex, over stimulation, mentions of death, allusions of abuse. 18+ only peeps, it’s obviously dark.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

This shit is infuriating

actually other than Pepa, Isabela and Antonio, I can’t imagine how everyone else’s gifts manifested during that ceremony

did 5 year old Luisa suddenly grow muscles or felt the urge to lift a heavy object?

and Julieta? unless she can heal everyone in other ways except through her food?

did Dolores cover her ears screaming over how loud everything suddenly was?

𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒏-𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝒅𝒖𝒃𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂/𝒃/𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔. 𝒊𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈!

arranged - pt. 7 (free)

mafia!Chris Evans x Female Reader

Series Summary: Living in this life, you’ve never gotten to have much say in anything. What you wear, who  you hang out with, and now, who you marry and you’re dreading your arranged marriage to the Italian mob boss, Chris Evans. Expecting to suffer through a life of abuse while being kept under lock and key, you’re pleasantly surprised when Chris is nothing like you expected. He’s the most feared man on the East Coast, only brought to his knees by one thing and one thing only. You.

Warnings: language, alcohol, arranged marriage (chris’s family signs contract with readers family that promises their first born daughter to their first born son), parental abuse mentioned, age gap. Reader is 25, Chris is 35. (18+ only, please) parental death, guns, violence, LOTS OF ANGST. blood, reader going into shock. Chris doin’ some killing. 

A/N: This series is like ripping my heart into shreds 

W/C: 7.1k

ALSO, major S/O again to @tis-thedamn-season and @blizzspeaks like i seriously don’t know what I would do without you guys

Italian and Italian translation in italics. DISCLAIMER: I do not speak italian nor am i italian. If there is something incorrect, please tell me so I can make the proper corrections!!! Thank you to @chaelle for helping me with the translations :)

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*CHRIS POV*

It was early. Entirely too early for his phone to be ringing, but still, it did. Chris took a deep breath, careful not to wake you and rolled over to grab his phone from it’s charger, “Yeah?” 

Seb’s voice came through the other end, “Hey, so, I’ve been keeping tabs on Y/N’s mother like you asked and… I think something’s happening.” 

Chris glanced over at you, before climbing out of bed and walking gingerly to the bathroom, closing the door quietly, “What’s going on?” 

“I’m not… really that sure. But he’s been acting weird. Real flighty, jumpy.”

His hand scrubbed down his face, trying to will himself awake, “Alright,” he sighed, “can you tail?” 

“I can if you need me to, I’ve got that… thing with Russo today.” 

Chris had ordered everyone to be as vague as possible over the phones. Mafia business was tough and he couldn’t risk being tapped or exposed over a burner cell. Local cops weren’t an issue, but the FBI wasn’t as easy to bribe. Neither was ATF. 

“Right. Uh– I’ll call Romano. Take care of everything with Russo, I’ll talk to you later,” Chris hung up before Seb got the chance to respond, immediately dialing Romano and putting him on the tail of your father. 

This man was not to be trusted. At all. He’s always been sleazy and conniving, but he almost never let it show. If he was visibly jumpy to Seb, something was off. 

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Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

dean & children | 7.10 death’s door

bonus:

“I’m not here to talk about my weight; I’m here to talk about [problem]. I have a history of doctors focusing on my weight and ignoring problems like ‘a tumor in my spine,’ so I’m sure you’ll understand why I would prefer we did not ignore my stated complaint to focus on my weight instead.”

“I would like to focus on the complaint that brought me in today, which is [complaint], not my weight.”

“What tests or course of treatment would you recommend to a thin person presenting with my symptoms? Why are we not doing that? I would prefer to proceed with those tests and that course of treatment.”

“Please write in my chart that I asked you for these tests and course of treatment that you would give a thin patient with my symptoms, and you declined.”

“I’d like to request a copy of my visit notes from today,” [if the above don’t work and you don’t have MyChart, “what’s the correct email for my written request?”

It may be difficult to insist on a patient advocate to be in the room with you, but in many states you are legally entitled to one. I bring one of my partners bc I have medical-triggered PTSD. They know how to advocate for me or support me if a doctor tries to steamroll me..

If you are in a hospital situation and cannot get an official advocate in the room with you, ask for a chaplain. Chaplains are used to being in a room to comfort and help patients and in many circumstances, just having a witness in the room will change a doctor’s tune REALLY fast.

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

“he overreacted” what???? i’m speechless.

imagine what would have happened if it was the girl to get her breast groped like that.

You hear him say “there’s kids here” 

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