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About Me

I'm Jack! I use he/him/his pronouns and I'm in my 30s.

This is my main and only regularly-posting blog. My most recent previous url was izzyspussy. I used to have the sideblog calicohyde. I ran the @izzyrarepairkinkmeme, which is still up for archiving purposes. I also ran @in-universe-fest last year and plan to do it again soon!

You might not want to follow me if: you are "anti-ship"/support censorship or morality policing; you don't want to see content about sex, romance, kink, polyamory, etc; you don't want to see content containing fictional violence; you don't want to see profanity

I will never post real-world violence and I avoid posting current events unless it's good news or immediately actionable.

Fandoms I currently post about most frequently are Marvel/MCU (particularly the Thor trilogy), The Karate Kid & Cobra Kai, Star Trek TOS & AOS, and IT (Movieverse).

Ask & Chat Guidelines

I'm happy to get asks from anyone, anytime!

DO send me asks about: Fics, WIPs, OCs (mine and yours) | situations for Blorbo/headcanons | media recommendations | trivia, frivolities, et cetera

Sexually explicit asks are welcome as long as it's not a come-on.

DO NOT send me asks about: "Passing" | Wank/"Discourse" | shitty news | unsolicited critique

DO NOT call me by any petname, endearment, or title unless we've exchanged IRL contact info.

Current Projects, Navigation, & Filtering

Fandom

A Thousand Little Cuts: Thor (MCU) gen-focused neverending WIP A thousand little cuts between Thor and Loki, and a thousand kisses better (and everything in between). A pre-canon to post Thor: Ragnarok canon divergence AU that got way out of hand. Primarily focuses on Thor & Loki's familial relationship, but also features Thor/Valkyrie, Loki/Bruce, and various Avenger cameos.

I'm Everything You Have in Mind: TKK & CK + IT Fusion AU series 1. Gold On a Sandy Beach | Daniel & Mr. Miyagi, first chapter 80% written at 5k words

The Hollow: TKK & CK canon divergence series A few months before the All-Valley 2019, Kreese and Silver proliferate revenge porn of the two of them double penetrating 18 year old Daniel in the old Cobra Kai dojo back in 1985 - porn that Daniel never knew had been filmed until it's suddenly made public.

1. Run Him Like a Blade | Daniel/Silver/Kreese, 7k words A regular person, uninvolved in any karate war past or present, enjoys an amateur porno of two mean 30-somethings DP'ing a barely legal boy-next-door. The bottom looks uncannily like a car salesman whose obnoxious commercials have made him something of a local micro-celebrity. But obviously that guy's not into this, and even if he was there's no way he'd film it and post it for free. Besides, this video was posted today. So the teenage star is definitely not Daniel LaRusso. 2. Something's Dawning | Canon Relationships & Gen, 4k words There is a video of Daniel taking it like a pro from both Kreese and Silver back in '85 that will soon have thousands of views. Daniel is just living his life, falsely secure in the belief that only his wife will ever see him naked again. He doesn't know anything about any video. Yet. 3. Cater to The Hollow | first chapter 1% written at 500 words Thirty-four years ago, at the height of the most chaotic and miserable few months of his life, Daniel had a regretful threesome with Kreese and Silver. Now in 2019, Silver's first move as Kreese's karate war cavalry is to post the hidden camera footage on the internet for all to see, hoping to cost Daniel business, students, his alliance with Johnny Lawrence, his marriage, and just generally ruin his life - recreating the conditions that drove Daniel into his arms in the first place.

It's a Kick to See Ya: CK omegaverse AU | Daniel/Johnny, 75% written at 8k words

Compare, Contrast, Combine: TKK & CK porn with feelings Johnny and Daniel have sex with each other by proxy a few times over the years before finally managing to have sex with each other... with each other. Or: 5+1 times in a 35 year engagement of turn-based cuckolding.

1/6. Remember Every Detail | Daniel/Ali(/Johnny), 10k Daniel and Ali have make-up/birthday sex in the back seat of his new car. Johnny comes up. Repeatedly. 2/6. The Show is Free | <1% written at 100 words Johnny makes a comment about being more in Amanda's league than Daniel is, so Daniel and Amanda show him he couldn't handle Amanda if he had her.

The Burden Easy: OFMD omegaverse AU | 16k words posted Bitching is one of the worst things a person can do, tantamount to rape even if they don't force a mating bond. The transition is painful, the dominance humiliating, but beyond that an alpha who becomes an omega will succumb to despair and take their own life. But Izzy's always been a fucking contrarian. He's gonna be just fine.

1-5. Ed/Izzy, Izzy & Kraken Crew, Frenchie/Izzy, Frenchie & Kraken Crew, Jim/Izzy 6/15. Summer of 1698 | Ed/Izzy, <1% written at 300 words During roleplay as an alpha/omega pair, alpha Izzy begs for alpha Ed to knot him. How Does Bitching Work? | The Sexes and Their Characteristics | Transdynamism & Interdynasthy

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Original Work

The Stranger series: the "witch noir" 'verse, urban fantasy splatterpunk crime noir with sapphic romantic subplot

Book 1/4: Curse The Messenger Eddie is a Seer, born to have involuntary premonitions in her dreams. She and her sibling Fred run a P.I. business serving witches from a society that shuns them for being clairvoyant. Then Jessica, a femme fatale from the non-magical side of town, hires them to solve her girlfriend's murder - a murder the police say never happened, despite the horrifically gory crime scene Jessica claims to have seen with her own eyes. Book 2/4: Gilded Verdict Book 3/4: The Vanishing Point Book 4/4: Latchkey Craft

One Feeling Only: paranormal erotic horror novella A lonely man accidentally crosses into fairy land while foraging. He can't find his way back, so he ventures forward hoping to meet a fairy and make a deal for guidance. Luck has him encounter the gorgeous and equally lonely sovereign of the land - but whether that luck is good or bad he has yet to find out.

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#marvel #mcu #hulki #gammafrost #cobra kai #lawrusso #silverusso #it #reddie #ofmd #blackhands #writeblr #author intro #about me #original writing #original fiction #witch noir #jack facts #pinned post #2026

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I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

#leverage #i can queue you with my brain

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i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

#i can queue you with my brain

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i'm simply of the opinion that either you practice evidence based medicine on a model of informed consent and you're a doctor, or you don't and you're a cop. and there actually aren't any exceptions or in-betweens literally at all.

#i can queue you with my brain

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#i can queue you with my brain

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thinking about the 2003 version of the hulk whose strength/size increases equal to opposite force/pressure (such that biting him makes him grow in the hulk-dog's mouth, breaking its jaw)

thinking about loki. autonomic shapeshifter. known size queen.

thinking it.

#i can queue you with my brain

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fun expression to draw

#star trek #spock #i can queue you with my brain

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#loki

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"The Swimmer" Short animation thing I made a while ago.

I am noticing that a lot of my work has water in it in some form.

#might turn pirate and run off to sail the sea #eye strain

cobra-creampuff

take away the glass: Roy/Keeley/Jamie + Kink Discovery (1/3)

summary: After telling Roy about what happened in Amsterdam, Jamie starts having weird nightmares. He guesses Roy must have been right about what happened being 'traumatizing'. After thinking about how he's had seemingly out of proportion or totally random negative reactions to sex, Jamie realizes even though he doesn't fully remember what happened his body clearly does. He has triggers, apparently, he just has no clue what they are. He decides he should find out, with Roy and Keeley's help.

chapter one: Jamie/OFC hookup, Jamie/Keeley FWB

excerpt:

Roy doesn't say anything when Jamie opens the door to him this time. He lifts his gigantic stupid eyebrows, somehow pointedly but not judgmentally. Jamie nods miserably. "Off day with me tomorrow," Roy says, once the girls have come and gone and Jamie is doing pushups with Roy's feet on his back. "Just regular training at the club. Sleep the fuck in." Jamie doesn't mean to, but he laughs out loud, blowing sidewalk dust up into his face. When Jamie doesn't respond to Roy's expectant silence, he digs his heels hard into Jamie's back until Jamie gasps in pain and lets himself collapse. He groans, high-pitched, drawn-out, and as annoying as possible, in a fake bid for pity. He pictures Roy's eye roll in his mind's eye, since he can't see it from face down in the dirt. Even today, it still makes him smile. "Not having another breakdown," Jamie mutters when Roy starts growling. He curls his arms under his head for a pillow, facing away from Roy and into the distance of the park. "Only 'cause… Probably the same breakdown." "Thought that was about playing at City?" Roy asks. His voice is oddly gentle, rare for him to use even on Phoebe. It falls over Jamie's shoulders like a blanket so fluffy it's weightless. And maybe it could smell like warm sugar or something. That'd be nice. "Maybe," Jamie says, his voice mumbly and the sounds all soft, like the imaginary Roy blanket. "Maybe I was having two at the same time, then." Roy grunts. "Bow pose," he says eventually. He leaves his feet where they are, but Jamie bends far enough that they end up sliding down his back to rest on his bum. And that's that. After training at the club, Jamie decides it's time to start trying to figure this out. It doesn't take him long to retrace his steps back to Amsterdam. Roy must've been right, and now it's been brought up it's not going back down without giving Jamie hell first.

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