constant clownery

our age of lettuce is collapsing

The fact that you had this image locked and loaded is one of the reasons I’m never leaving this website

guys. cmon. that tweet is from 2016. the weevil publicly apologized and even participated in fly pride back in 2022.

Job market so bad I started following my dreams

eagle eyed followers will note that I have some things wrong with me

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

God take all of Shane Hollanders pain and give it to Dean Winchester

its not too late to make anya a big as fuck maine coon

i just know there’s been a point where ilya has said something really sad about his childhood and mr earnest sincerity hollander has shaned his eyes at him and said something about ‘i wish i’d known you then so i could’ve told you it was all gonna be okay’ and ilya has started bawling

everyone saying carter vaughn pronouns in bio is absolutely correct

(kicking my can sullenly across the road) it may be cold in saskatchewan but here at the international prospect cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice

ilya in 2018 literally had a long distance girlfriend in canada named um. jane. none of you know her no you can't see a picture of her. really funny

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing