constant clownery

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

its actually so terrifying messaging someone directly that you normally interact with in posts and stuff. its like wow okay im barging into your home and making you speak to me. you can kill me btw

i saw the greatest minds of our generation uplifted and enriched by the black sails torment nexus

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

High and listening to iris on repeat experiencing a new emotion that can only be unlocked by the pure heart of a true fujoshi. I can’t even put a reaction gif here bc none can truly capture this feeling.

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

ilya learns the phrase “bow chicka wow wow” and makes it everyone’s problem

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.