constant clownery

2026 is the year toby stephens wins an emmy for james flint, i can feel it in my bones

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

to me the single most indicative thing about the idea of dean and benny banging in purgatory is that dean never, not once, made a “i havent been laid in a year” joke. i was waiting for it and it never came. you know he would’ve made that joke. why didn’t he make that joke? because he & benny were fucking

I have a lot of sympathy for Flint bc its like he's part of the world shittiest, shittiest group project. He's begging everyone on his knees to just read their section and make their power point slides, but instead Vane is like "no Im gonna write a freestyle rap about my part"