constant clownery

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

cliff marleau was never born he emerged from the mud of the new jersey meadowlands fully formed 28 years old

i love da 2 because there’s something so fundamentally and viscerally wrong with all of the companions

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

its actually so terrifying messaging someone directly that you normally interact with in posts and stuff. its like wow okay im barging into your home and making you speak to me. you can kill me btw