constant clownery

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Kermit voice the sickos the perverts and me

our age of blogs is collapsing

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

"what are you smiling about?" i got prev'd

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

incredibly funny to me when people start correcting my posts for me in the tags because baby what are we doing here . you come to me sitting in my giggle museum while eating my chuckle sandwich and ask me where the serious factory is ….. yeah okay okay sure

how blessed for there to be so many insanely talented people all obsessed with the same thing as me

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.