constant clownery

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

its actually so terrifying messaging someone directly that you normally interact with in posts and stuff. its like wow okay im barging into your home and making you speak to me. you can kill me btw

i saw the greatest minds of our generation uplifted and enriched by the black sails torment nexus

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

High and listening to iris on repeat experiencing a new emotion that can only be unlocked by the pure heart of a true fujoshi. I can’t even put a reaction gif here bc none can truly capture this feeling.

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

ilya learns the phrase “bow chicka wow wow” and makes it everyone’s problem

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

the Max and Silver parallels are so good but my favorite one is maybe how both of them betray the ones they love for their own selfish ends and Max atones and Silver doesn't. Max takes care of Anne, she tells her "there is nothing important that does not include you" (a romantic line of all time btw), she finds a way to build a life where - at least for the time being - she can hold onto what she has built and have Anne (and Jack) at her side. Meanwhile Silver chooses the wrong thing and he's like "I was right though. I was literally right. Madi and Flint, someday you're going to realize how literally right I was and all shall be forgiven and it will all be perfect because I was, and I can't emphasize this enough, literally right." (We all know how well that goes for him.) And I do think it matters very much that Max is a formerly enslaved black woman and longtime sex worker who fully appreciates how it feels to be on the wrong side of that choice. Meanwhile Silver is a white guy who - while clearly having a traumatic upbringing and coded as being "othered" in English society due to his unspecified background - is living in a world where men get to make decisions for women and their societal "inferiors." I'm not being very eloquent I just think it's so neat to be like this repressed queer white guy has betrayed and destroyed himself, his black wife, and his openly queer (to him) bestboyfriend for nothing but he tells himself it's okay because he was literally right