constant clownery

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

2026 is the year toby stephens wins an emmy for james flint, i can feel it in my bones

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.