constant clownery

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

to me the single most indicative thing about the idea of dean and benny banging in purgatory is that dean never, not once, made a “i havent been laid in a year” joke. i was waiting for it and it never came. you know he would’ve made that joke. why didn’t he make that joke? because he & benny were fucking

I have a lot of sympathy for Flint bc its like he's part of the world shittiest, shittiest group project. He's begging everyone on his knees to just read their section and make their power point slides, but instead Vane is like "no Im gonna write a freestyle rap about my part"

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

tv is a loser's game but when you win... the 0.00001 percent of the time when you win.........

I’m so tired of hyping up black sails to people and then when they ask where to watch it I have to say Nowhere In The Entire World

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares