my trash heap of a blog

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

greek mythology is fun because there's a child soldier who uses the corpse of an infant to beat the king of troy to death in a cold-hearted act of revenge and he's also named after his dad's drag persona

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

the old man was doing something unethical. clap if you liked it when he was doing something unethical