a genderless burger experience

Within the past week

Within the past month

Within the past year

Haven't been in at least a year

Haven't been in years (what's wrong with you, go to the library bro)

I haven't been in person in a long time but I use their eBooks

Secret cheat code: I work in a public library

📍Istanbul, October 2025

[image id: the "are you ok", "i'm fine" meme. the autocomplete box above "fine" says,

"i'm sorry. you should take some credit for who i've become. so, let me tell you how i turned out, just so you're crystal clear on your impact. i am not well-adjusted. more often than not, I am barely keeping it together. i'm constantly texting, and there's no one at the other end. i'm just a grown man who can't even look his own friends in the eye for too long because i'm afraid that they'll see that i am broken. so you get credit for that."

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

Subject: free termite removal

Dear office building people who work here,

I am offering free termite removal service and please tell all your friends too (and it’s free). I have attached my CV here.

I know you and I both want this.