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this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

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I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You
They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it
okay nah but this is what I've been saying. everyone arguing over how to regulate AI and what it means for copyright and how do we account for AI without hurting creative industries and and and
Require it to be labeled. that's it. require every instance of AI output to be clearly and obviously labeled that it is AI. Every decision made with AI has to be disclosed in plain phrasing, every email, every paper, every image and video must be clearly and obviously watermarked. Make removing the label/identifier a procecutable offence.
Now everyone who doesn't want it can avoid it. Now everyone using it with intent as a bad actor has to jump through extra hoops (and is on the hook for additional charges when caught). Now every single person who has had their insurance claim or credit application or resume rejected or denied because of AI can point to it and demand a reconsideration. Make. Every. Single. Instance. Of AI use mandated to be legally disclosed. That's it!
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought āwhy do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,ā so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? Itās alright if you canāt because apparently I fuckin couldnāt either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you donāt need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like letās say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said āthereās gonna come a time, probably when youāre a teenager, where youāre gonna think, āI feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I havenāt needed it in years.ā and youāre gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess whatās gonna happen then? Youāre gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and youāre gonna be dying again, and weāre gonna have to find you another liver. So donāt do that.ā And I said āwhy the fuck would anyone do that?ā and he said āpeople are stupid.ā
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or donāt wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think āugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?ā and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make peopleās lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:
Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
āThe old magic persists thanks to itās unfathomable power.ā
No, the old magic persists because the new magic canāt run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I donāt want or need onto my orb.
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
welcome to āno note bungusā. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it
always good to check whether your coping strategy has become something that needs its own coping strategies
Ā I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldnāt work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-) Ā The original post is by iraffiruse.
Long but cool as hell.
Iāve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.
remember when ālifehacksā were useful?
Those where the days.
remember when lifehacks - good or not - were hacks and not fully just new products?

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I have noticed a truly remarkable amount of ads in my scrolling on this app today and I'm located in a so-called third world country. What curse has managed to reach me in March 2026.
Y'all ever get ignored by customer service in a dream get annoyed and just decide to wake up instead?
listen I know there's good reason we don't know where ao3's servers are but does anyone else wish we knew so we could go visit them like some kinda pilgrimage
I just imagine looking at some huge-ass room of server racks and thinking about how many hours of my life are contained there (both reading fic and writing it), how many people I've met and known and loved because of the stories stored there
and just, like, setting a little battery-operated tealight candle in front of the racks to express my devotion and gratitude
I have great news for you! These are the AO3 servers:
The above images show the OTW's "three server racks, numerous servers, and networking equipment." These pictures were shared in this October 2025 news post about the OTW's fall fundraising drive.
Aren't they beautiful? š„¹ā¤ļø
šÆļøšÆļøšÆļø One light for each. š¬š¬š¬ And some candy as per that one post about (Japanese I think?) server maintenance.
It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors dāoeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
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They don't watch Olympic hockey in the same house, which I feel is a good thing for their relationship.

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I really canāt believe Iāve been on this hell site for 8 years
Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times
one time there was a tumblr user with the url āpizzaā and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying āomg thatās meā and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word
One time somebody paid $750 for the url āhiā and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams
Thereās always been something deeply wrong with this place.
too much to document, but god damn we can try
Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?
Dragon Dunk AU (Aerion is foaming at the mouth)
So. The Targaryen/Valyrian dragons are dead, that much is true, but I like to imagine there being a different kind of dragons too.
Born of old and ancient magic of the land and breath, rather than fire and blood. Something to guard, rather than conquer.
These dragons are a whispered tale amongst the westerosi. They are viewed as protectors and guiding spirits, rather than actual beings who breathe fire and take up riders. In the northern folklore, its is even said that those dragons, are known to shed their scales and wings, in exchange for skin and a pair of hands. That they would visit leaders in a time of need to offer guidance and wisdom.
Dunk is such a dragon.
His mother was one as well, she fell in love with Dunkās father and shed her scales to live as a human with him amongst others. But one day something happened and she either died or disappeared, leaving little Dunk with his human father and before long, he too left the boy to fend for himself.
Dunk doesnāt know much about what it means to be what he is. A dragon. He only knows that thereās a fire burning deep within his chest, he has thick bones that do not bend nor break, he heals faster than he should and from wounds that should end him, has a heart that feels far too big for his chest and a deep need to protect people.
And he is as thick as a castle wall, but thatās beside the point.
He simply knows more about being human, so with no one left to teach him about scales and flame, he keeps to that side. Not to mention he never really shifted, like he remembers his mother doing.
Her dragon wasnāt too large, but it was long and sleek like a true lizard with two pairs of wings. She was as green and brown as the forest surrounding them. Her eyes burned like molten amber⦠thatās most of what he remembers of her. Dunk has his fatherās clear blue eyes instead, so he is left forever seeking the colour in the world, hoping to catch a glimpse of his mother.
He sometimes wonders what his other form would look like. He never turned, well⦠maybe as a babe, thereās a faint memory of soaring above some field as his parents shout from behind.
One evening he tells Ser Arlan about his mother, his heritage. But only gets a clout in the ear for speaking nonsense. So he keeps it to himself, deciding to just, abandon it and focus on becoming a true knight rather than a dragon.
Dragons are all gone after all, why bring them back? Even in such a form.
Then Arlan dies, Dunk is left without a purpose and heads to Ashford. Hoping to make a name for himself, to become a knight.
But at the inn, something shifts deep in his chest, the moment the bald boy steps into his path.
Itās a need. A need to guard and protect. His blood feels like itās boiling, his hands twitch and thereās a burn in the back of his throat.
He leaves his horses with the boy and steps away, before he could cough up smoke, like he sometimes does.
Inside the inn, the feeling only grows stronger as the drunken Lord threatens him. He stumbles as he leaves, and Dunk has to resist the urge to steady him on his feet.
Itās all too strange for him. Thereās a pull towards the two, that he cannot explain. It makes him want to grip his sword tight and stand guard until his feet become one with the earth beneath him.
And that is when he first sees it.
A single scale appearing on his hand, settled between his thumb and index finger. Itās white with a golden edge.
His heart drops at the sight and he instantly rips a part of his ratty cloak to cover it up.
The boy wishes to go with him. Dunk denies him instantly, hoping to rid himself of the feeling. And the scale. Should he turn, he could hurt the boy, and he does not want that in the slightest.
Then at Ashford, the boy stubbornly follows after him. And Dunkās heart drops at the mere thought of a young boy travelling on his own just to find him again.
Itās not safe, his mind whispers and the smoke fills his throat.
And so he allows it, he keeps the boy close and safe, like Arlan did for him. Heās a good lad, does honest work and Dunk would be lying if he said that he was not glad for his presence.
In the morning, two new scales join the first one. Dunk just tightens the cloth around his hand and thinks nothing of it.
āAre you hurt, Ser?ā the boy, Egg asks.
āNo,ā he responds, with a tone that makes the boy frown but not ask again.
Luck would have it. The Targaryens arrive and when Dunkās eyes lay on the silver haired Prince, his hand itches and something in his chest expands. Itās suffocating.
He has to turn his head away and cough out smoke and soot into his hand as the Prince addresses him and jumps off his horse.
āAre you deaf or simply not cleaver enough to follow a simple command?ā
Dunk clenches his hand into a fist and looks back at the Prince. But his eyes land on nothing at first, which confuses him for a second, before he looks down and the short Prince in front of him. His purple eyes burn into him with frustration and Dunk feels like coughing again.
āAnswer me, boy.ā
The need is back. But if it was bothersome with Egg and that drunken Lord, then with the Prince it is overwhelming. His thoughts go flying, the world barely seems to exist around him and Dunk feels like he should just grab the Prince, hoist him over his broad shoulder and steal him away.
Where? He doesnāt know. But somewhere safe and warm would do. Where no one else would be near him, where Dunk would shield him until the end of timeā
He needs to stop this. Such thoughts would only lead to one thing. And itās hanging.
āI- Iām not a stable boy, māLord.ā he finally stutters out, his mind trying to find purpose outside of the need and greed that grip at him.
The Prince frowns at him, āToo high of a station even for you to reach?ā
Dunk blinks, frowning back at the Prince, the urges briefly forgotten as he shakes his head, āNo, māLord. I have the honour of being a knight, I am Ser Duncan the Tall.ā
āSer Duncan the Tall.ā the Prince repeats, in a mocking tone. āWell, knighthood has fallen on sad days it would seemāā
The Prince is cut off, as his own horse seems to startle and jump, kicking one of the men with his front hooves and then preparing to do the same with his back ones.
Dunk doesnāt hesitate as he grips the Prince firmly and pushes him behind him. Before reaching the horse and calming it down gently. But soon enough his hand is ripped away from the horse and brought down, the scarp of fabric being tossed into the mud bellow.
His heart drops, as he sees his hand in the Princeās tight grip. Where scales of white and gold shimmer, rising above the human flesh, almost completely covering his hand and forearm.
āWhat⦠What is the meaning of this?!ā the Prince demands, his thin fingers dancing across the hard scales, checking if theyāre real.
They are.
Dunk tries tugging his hand back, and the Princeās eyes jump up to meet his. He seems both angry and shocked, as his eyes flicker between Dunkās.
āYouāre a Scale Shedder.ā the Prince announces and sinks his nails into Dunkās forearm, just where the skin is tender between scales and flesh, āYouāre a dragon.ā
Dunk opens his mouth, but nothing comes out. Aside from a little puff of smoke, that the Princeās eyes greedily follow.
With panic and smoke, he rips his arm away from the Prince and runs off, clutching the arm to his chest.
His instincts scream at him to go back, to grab the Prince and take him with him. To protect and guard, to keep him close.
Dunk does none of those things, instead he runs off and is glad to see that no Targaryen soldier follows.