And Then the Car Wash Cost Five Dollars

just another £600 to get this show funded!

Somehow you got an anon from an ancient sumerian

Im literally Colette in real life because I did my job even though I have a headache and I was so brave the whole time and I think I deserve chicken nuggets and Reading Ao3 on My Phone Time

Faustina teaches Colette about chicken nuggets in the killmaker jamstories. You will learn this whenever Blythe and [secret guest star name redacted] get me their freakinnggg audio

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

They are so beautiful.... I love this..

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

I've been too burnt out on life maintenance stuff to finish the last 2 Kingmaker season 4 scripts so I have to be content with pointlessly rotating the gang in my brain until morale improves. And if you're following me that Is going to become your problem because I am Going to shitpost about them until someone kills me. Colette’s letterboxd top 4 would be Pretty Woman, The Devil Wears Prada, the Shape of Water, and Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula. I cannot and will not be silenced.

I recently saw the shape of water and adored it Colette you wonderful freak <3

she just really appreciates what del toro is doing. he makes movies for horny women who have stuff wrong in their brains. and that's Colette.

Modern AU kingmaker gang going to the US for the world cup. because they need to go to the Cheesecake Factory. Eisen needs to experience Six Flags.

World cup is still on im still allowed to make you read this post. #1 place in America we need to show Eisen is Hershey, Pennsylvania. It's got the two things he likes: roller coasters and sugar.

I went to do my job work at the library today and I witnessed two teenage girls meet and become best friends over the course of the 4 hours I was sitting there. They were bonding over HSC prep and one of them said maybe the funniest thing ever which was "Legal studies is so interesting when you're doing a criminal law unit. Obviously I hate crime in real life but it's fun to read about."

she also goes "You know if you can't find cases to cite you can just make them up. Nobody's gonna check." And the other girl goes "They check at my school. My teacher will literally be like 'you made that up'."