And Then the Car Wash Cost Five Dollars

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

the venn diagram of my male fictional crushes is like. one circle that says 'beautiful hair, a beard, big brown eyes and an air of melancholy about him' which is where we put shazad latif as captain nemo, sayid from lost, and mitchell from being human. a second circle that says 'fat and fruity' which is where the Duke goes. and then a third circle that says 'filthy ratbag with annoying theatre kid energy' which is for buggy the clown, beetlejuice, and count olaf (movie and book versions only. nph is not insane enough for me to want to chew on him). the intersection of circles 1 and 3 is motormouth from the scp foundation. the intersection of 2 and 1 is gilmore from vox machina. the intersection of 2 and 3 is megawatt from spider noir. the intersection of 1 and 2 would also be gale bg3 if larian were based and epic. nobody is powerful enough to be all three. I'm not including nightcrawler from x-men because he's an outlier. everyone thinks he's hot not just me.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?