And Then the Car Wash Cost Five Dollars

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

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job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

addison and henry and I like to play a game where we go through stupid threads on askreddit and say which of our OCs each posts are and every time one of the responses is fart related Addison goes 'that was Eisen'. she's literally bullying my son in front of me 😭😭😭😭😭

I remember this every time I see a fart post on reddit.

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

the fact that many/possibly even most fat people hardly ever go swimming at the beach or the pool is a travesty considering that being fat helps you float and retain heat better......... we are literally doing it marine mammal style we were made for the water but most of us never swim bc people have this fuckass idea that swimming is only for people with conventionally attractive slim bodies. smh

maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me

(completely flat emotionless voice) dude I loved your image about how it feels to be 30. It was relatable as fuck.