having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
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Inquisitor: Why didn’t you tell me you are Fen'Harel? Solas: On our first date I said I was a “dog person.” Inquisitor: Inquisitor: Man, you’re right.
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
Ilya loves internet memes, but his absolute favourite is Miette, and he quotes it all the time. Like, Shane softly nudges Ilya off of him because he wants to get up and
Ilya, his eyes enormous: you KICK Ilyusha? you kick his body like the hockey puck? oh! oh! jail for husband! jail for husband for One Thousand Years!!!!
Shane has his own favourites that he uses on Ilya:
Ilya, defending his shitposts: I spiced up Harris's job!
Shane: you ruined a perfectly good social media manager, is what you did. Look at him, he's got anxiety
i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"
oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO
he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
devestating news for you

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happy pride month
even in the daylight
I finally finished the Witcher series fanart with all the plant/flower symbolism I ended up adding most of the things y’all requested and honestly…I had so much fun with this series.
I was really tempted to add another Ciri piece BUT hear me out — I kinda want to keep this series going once The Witcher 4 comes out + whatever DLCs we get. And then I can add all the new characters too…
So for now, here’s the full series + all the pairs together.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
Let it be known that my text only horny blog was killed during that purge bc I was posting about trans and nonbinary stuff and I am still bitter about it. 😇🖕

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knowing when to hold em and when to fold em is also important for origami
Please go learn how time works.