shoulder the skies

The feared sting-ray

SNUG RAY

fresno nightslurpler

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

booed off stage at the genre naming conference for calling knight x knight fiction 'landlord romantasy'

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched