Show Me Your Kitties

do you wanna come over and be weird with me

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

Whats up ladies i im several years behind

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat