[undisclosed] cryptid

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

easy website

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[cheerfully] i've been in self-made hells worse than this

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

World Heritage Post

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here