shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

if i look back, i am lost
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shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

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are you employed and if so, how?
i work a full time, traditional* job outside of the house (including hybrid)
i work a full time, traditional* job remotely
i work part time and am not currently a student
i work full time in a *non-traditional role, i.e self employed
i am an undergraduate student
i am a graduate/professional student
i am a high school student
i am unemployed but currently seeking employment
i am unemployed because i am unable to work
i am unemployed but not seeking employment
other/bald/nuance (*please avoid this option unless you REALLY need to be bald)
*traditional is a flawed term that im using here for the sake of brevity, not because i agree with it or think its valid. think the things that your capitalist uncle would consider "a real job" (even if he may not respect it); anything in a physical office, but also healthcare workers, teachers, secretarial work, cleaning staff, childcare workers, professional athletics, etc. *non-traditional would be the opposite, aka things your capitalist uncle would not consider to be "a real job". this does not mean i think your job is not real or valid, it means it is outside of the bounds of what modern society deems traditional and you've faced unique struggles as a result. artists and creatives who live on commissions, any kind of influencer, sex workers etc. are examples of what should go here.
*other/bald/nuance options literally ruin surveys if too many people chose them. please try your best to force yourself into a category for the sake of clarity in the poll. if everyone goes bald we dont get any data!!!
Pleeeease let the old men in your Old Man Yaoi listen to actual Old Man music
He Would Not Fucking Say That Be A Swiftie
Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up
Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
let's put this one here as well
I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣
[ID: Andrew Drinkwater, water research center. Dr Dick Chopp, urologist. Tweet by @JimMFelton “Do you have any other urologists I could talk to?” PC Rob Banks, Avon & Somerset Police. Lieutenant Les McBurney, Sun Prairie Fire Department. /end ID]
US Army Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?
#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'
*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
“What if poor people abuse the system?”
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
"What if poor people abuse the system?"
Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that
Pretty much. They'll jump up and down at the idea of the poor abusing the system, but when rich people do it say that they need to take priority.

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this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

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he looks like a cartoon
i swear to god half of the 9-1-1 fandom only hates tommy because he got in the way of their yaoi....... i like him as a character yall are lowkey over exaggerating