one thing that is so funny to me about the fake daeron platinum silver ash blonde dye job is that the show just spent like 4 episodes last season showing us repeatedly how many silver-haired targaryen bastards are literally just laying around in the streets and at the pub. like i guess the issue is the frequency of targaryen bastards is going to be higher in kings landing than it would be in oldtown but i think its actually more realistic that a few targaryens visited a brothel in oldtown one time 15ish years ago than it is for ormund to have gone to the citadel's best cosmetology school















