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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

#I must quote one of my favorite lines #I'm like if a man and a woman had a baby

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this is the second time in a row they've put in a filling for one of my teeth and it's just Broken within a day. they fixed the previous one and the repaired filling has suffered no damage. another one I got recently seems to have broken. Why Does This Happen

#I followed filling protocol and everything #teeth

love saying "elaborate" when a friend (or an enemy...)nsays some crazy shit

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IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"science meets art?" babe they've been lovers for millennia

#art #science #STEAM #STEM

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behind every woman is a decrepit old man cat

was complaining about being cavity prone (no matter how regimented my brushing routine is, I naturally came to possess bacteria that makes a SHIT ton of acid and erodes my teeth) to an older family member because this is my third dentist visit in only a couple of months. she told me that she thinks that maybe she might be cavity prone too because the most cavities she ever went to the dentist with was 42

so I guess my whole lineage is screwed when it comes to tooth stuff.

#how did they all fit??#dentist #teeth #cavity prone #sort of a relief that it's probably at least a little genetic and not entirely my fault

There's a work truck outside and the little kids in the neighborhood are going crazy because there's WD-40 in there. they are losing their minds. I want in on whatever this inside joke is

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everyone be on your best behavior lest I tell Ocean Spray Cranberry on Discord

me when I have to do the work to get where I want to be (I will)

#you do have to work for everything on this bitch of an earth #but I'm a workhorse kind of woman

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using the power of lesbianism to get so much homework done

one day I will knit a kaffe fasset sweater

everyone be on your best behavior lest I tell Ocean Spray Cranberry on Discord

#yes they have a discord #it's been inactive since 2021 #but I'm still in the server #I could DM them theoretically

got my bag searched at the hospital. made that poor security guard sift through so many quilt pieces and yarn scraps I have tucked away in there

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i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

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dogs love you in a way that is disgusting and cats love you in a way that is painful

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stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

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