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not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

And my daggers

And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my kitchen knife

and my hands

And my aro beam

And my Horrors

And at least one weapon

And my cross

and my rifle.

And my SCPs

and my scythe

and my cane

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

And my 12 gauge

and my gasoline fires

And my bite

And my paper cuts

And my soup

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my SHOTGUN!

And the void

AND MY IMAGINATION

And my crocs

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

and my butterknife

and my accounting homework

and my prop scythe

and my 𓆏

And my cognitohazards

And my illusion fuckery

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

and! in a twist, it’s actually the most accurate depiction of archaeology across pretty much all media!