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Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

when that dream minecraft guy made an announcement that he would donate all his twitch earnings during pride month to lgbt charity and then spent the entirety of june precisely not streaming even once that was funny as fuck i can't lie

another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch

"i didn't want to work at mcdonalds" shit dude me neither but i'm not about to bomb someone's house over it yk?

"they lied to me" wat did u think all the guns were for bro?

"i wanted to serve my country" u wanted a dodge challenger and priority boarding and u were ready to kill strangers for it. and now ur dead

I hate to break it to you all, but the military is the closest thing that a lot of countries have to socialism - for a lot of people it is in fact a way out of their living situation. You also need to learn that the majority of military jobs are not combat roles, they're support roles. Stop fighting individuals and start fighting the government that wants to strip people of rights and options so it can force them into an institution that will ship them off to fight in a war they didn't start.

everyone in my notes competing for the worst take possible please pack it up, you're not beating "the US military is socialist"

This is certainly a turning point for the usa

at least he died doing what he loved... letting people die by gun violence.

quick reminder that you're actually not obliged to feel any empathy for someone who would have described your death as 'necessary' if the exact same thing had happened to you

He spent his last moments losing arguments to college students.