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speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

You ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging an incredibly high resolution bat at an impossibly busty hornet’s nest?

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.