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BUT you can’t tell me Mr “gave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hells” wouldn’t do it all again in a heartbeat. At least it’s a form that he can choose this time.

The man is passively suicidal and doesn’t value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyll’s big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who weren’t evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasn’t a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesn’t see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his father’s life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his “friend” potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isn’t just a title, it’s a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his father’s decision because the alternative is that his hero wasn’t perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

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Favourite thing about them

ummm everything?

but seriously, his voice his just...wow.....Theo Solomon the man that you are. So talented, with a gorgeous buttery voice to boot.

also, he's literally nice!! He's been a psychosexual torment nexus since he was 17 and he's the most well adjusted member of the tadfools.

Least favourite thing about them

The way Larian treats him. wdym fans had to mod in Theo's dialogue from the in game files? wdym they excluded him from promotional artwork? if Larian has no haters I'm dead

Favourite line

He's literally sooooo dreamy

brOTP

WYLLACH QPR IS REAL IN MY HEART

OTP

Redeem Durge/Wyll!!!!! He sees past what they've done, what they were. He sees them for who they are and who they're trying to be!!!

nOTP

Wyllzora....get that white demon away from him

Random headcanon

He becomes a bard after breaking his pact, he's got the charisma and the panache for it!!!

Unpopular opinion

He's not mean enough to Astarion

Songs i associate with them

Love Like You - Rebecca Sugar

The Line - Twenty One Pilots

Favourite picture of them

BUT you can’t tell me Mr “gave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hells” wouldn’t do it all again in a heartbeat. At least it’s a form that he can choose this time.

The man is passively suicidal and doesn’t value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyll’s big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who weren’t evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasn’t a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesn’t see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his father’s life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his “friend” potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isn’t just a title, it’s a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his father’s decision because the alternative is that his hero wasn’t perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.

BUT you can’t tell me Mr “gave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hells” wouldn’t do it all again in a heartbeat. At least it’s a form that he can choose this time.

The man is passively suicidal and doesn’t value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyll’s big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who weren’t evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasn’t a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesn’t see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his father’s life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his “friend” potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isn’t just a title, it’s a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his father’s decision because the alternative is that his hero wasn’t perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.

BUT you can’t tell me Mr “gave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hells” wouldn’t do it all again in a heartbeat. At least it’s a form that he can choose this time.

The man is passively suicidal and doesn’t value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyll’s big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who weren’t evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasn’t a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesn’t see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his father’s life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his “friend” potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isn’t just a title, it’s a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his father’s decision because the alternative is that his hero wasn’t perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.

BUT you can’t tell me Mr “gave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hells” wouldn’t do it all again in a heartbeat. At least it’s a form that he can choose this time.

The man is passively suicidal and doesn’t value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyll’s big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who weren’t evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasn’t a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesn’t see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his father’s life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his “friend” potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isn’t just a title, it’s a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his father’s decision because the alternative is that his hero wasn’t perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.

BUT you can’t tell me Mr “gave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hells” wouldn’t do it all again in a heartbeat. At least it’s a form that he can choose this time.

The man is passively suicidal and doesn’t value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyll’s big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who weren’t evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasn’t a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesn’t see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his father’s life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his “friend” potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isn’t just a title, it’s a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his father’s decision because the alternative is that his hero wasn’t perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.

I love Wyll being like, "Karlach's so dangerous and scary, she didn't even care about the risk of climbing onto a mind flayer ship!! Naturally I then Also climbed onto a mind flayer ship to go after her."

I hope Karlach was there going "wtf not even a mind flayer ship is enough to stop this Blade of Frontiers asshole chasing me, what is his damage??" as she climbs aboard a mind flayer ship herself.