i'm your dream girl but you're not my type

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

u gotta keep bothering people until you find the ones that love it

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

frankly i liked having to click on stuff and use my brain to figure out if it was relevant. this is the end times

when you're at the humiliation ritual competition and then niall kennedy shows up and invites the guy he frequented chemsex parties with, the girl he went to college with who he kept asking for money to pay off his fuck ups in adulthood, the ex who he got pregnant and cheated on a bunch of times, to his wedding with the guy his brother beat half to death and put in coma in college, and then said brother shows up at said wedding so they can kill each other