back in the saddle

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/

a variety of strange flags seen in dreams …

I have never believed that dreams are doors to alternate dimensions but I am reconsidering my stance

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.

The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

That context definitely puts a new spin on the phrase, though. Like, that's not expressing a normal kind of happy. That's expressing "I'm not currently experiencing gut churning legitimate fear for my life, which is nice"

Yeah I was gonna say this, when the tide is out the clams have to shut tight and do absolutely nothing but wait quietly to exist in their world again at all

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

ngl ads that take up larger than my phones screen and stop scroll momentum so i can’t get past them without touching/interacting with them are the most invasive ad we’ve had since the invention of the Pop Up Ad, and should be considered just as disgusting and hated. if your shitty phone app has this (like tumblr does) you should be drawn and quartered or perhaps put in a hydraulic press. to death.

Pokemon Heritage Post

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

This is peak design

Oh these were for fuckin’

i think these would be nice as normal couches but the ad copy is all like “if you aren’t going to exclusively have orgies on this thing we’re gatekeeping it”

wait isnt gender over today