Burnt Kloverfield

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

As everyone else said he would LOVE this. You’d trip him over and he’d pull some force bs to start breakdancing. You’d try to buy him and he’d be like “hrmm worth at least 5 credits, I am”. He’d find crumbs and be like “Ah a snack, I have been given”

what if tumblr but functional

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

My wife, @foldingfittedsheets: It's obscene how much salads cost. They're just leaves!

They’re just leaves!!!

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

Kicking and screaming, I love these!