The thing about taylor swift is that her songs were fun and she has a nice voice but then her fans started acting as if she's modern day's shakespeare who cannot be criticised or you're a misogynist and then she herself started to believe that, and once we factor in her girlboss feminism and lackluster politics it's like... girl. Calm down

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

i truly fucking hate taylor swift fans for like one reason specifically which is that she is not like. your friend?? if i insult her music she is not personally harmed by it?? taylor swift has done the classic white girl trait of making herself the Ultimate victim. she's the biggest pop star ever in our lifetime and she has somehow managed to craft a narrative that she's gotten there Despite people. which is just not true!!!!! the industry has loved her since forever!!!!!! and i don't think it should be controversial whatsoever to critique her music but she has made it so intertwined with who she is that you can't critique it without rabid teenagers and white women leaping to her defense like you just shot a bunny or something.

i once got a taylor swift fan in my inbox saying i didnt get her and shit so let me clarify yes i dont get her yes i think her music is largely boring and she's heavily carried by top tier producers and other artists rather than creating a signature sound. i think the whole eras thing is a cheap ripoff of whoever or whatever is popular at the moment and she has no true musical identity beyond whatever works on the charts. please feel free to block or unfollow if u get the urge to leap to her defense.

quit my job yipeee

unemployed yipeee