your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

one time i was at a table full of practicing christians and they were making fun of dog birthday parties and i had to be like hey guys if we're making fun of birthday parties.....i dont think u guys get to participate

like idk man if i believed in resurrection like full heartedly enough to celebrate it i wouldn't make fun of celebrating a REAL DOG

i dont know if i can explain the absurdity of christians, aka, the people known for sparkly lights, gifts, and claiming basically 2 entire seasons for the birth of the SAME MAN, shit talking a dog birthday party

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

im watching jumanji the way it was intended (blazed, playing explorer video game) and its very good

nick jonas JUMPSCARE

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

i did not have sexual relations with that flaming skull