Bees?

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

adults love seeing a small child or teenager who is so visibly anxious and uncertain of themselves and quiet so they can tell them "HEY!! 👹 YOU BETTER GET SOME CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW! 🗣 AND SPEAK UP! 🤬 YEAH YOU! 👊 SHY KID 💥 EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS SHY KID 👈 WHO I'M GOING TO FIX 🙏 WITH THE POWER OF LOUD !!! 😤 YOU'D BEST BELIEVE IT! 😱 NOW SHOUT, SHY KID!!! 🤯 SHOUT AT ME!!! 👽 HUUAAHH&HHH 🗯 NOW TEAR ASUNDER THE HUSK OF YOUR FORMER SELF ☠️ YEAH RIGHT NOW 👇 WHY DON'T YOU FEEL CONFIDENT 💣 I AM GIVING YOU THE CURE" and the shy kid has to pretend like this isn't the millionth time they've had this exact conversation

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

just off the top of my head, this has been a common scifi trope since at least the 90s. pretty easy to predict

nancy danderhoof could do interview with the vampire but daniel molloy couldn't do around the town

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win