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murderbot stuff i keep forgetting to post<3 guest starring tellus because im obsessed with its design

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undergoing a process of embiggening
good lord
How much water did you ADD?!?
issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they donāt seem to quite grasp that when I say ābabies!ā im referring to both of them.
hypothesis: ābabiesā is too similar to ādaisyā and theyāre getting confused
test: start saying āgamersā instead
Outcome: theyāre understanding it and itās hysterically funny
me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LETāS GO, GAMERS
the kittens:
Yes please show us the gamers
hereās the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot
I love drawing cats
OH MY GODDDDD
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEYāVE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT āļø
Itās cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.
I feel like Africa is playing in his head
Decadence
Decadence
Sweet cat snake š

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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
Spouse decided to drive down to VA with me (which means being trapped in the car for 3 hours 1 way). I decided to use this time to introduce him to Murderbot.
We finished the first novella and are halfway through the second. He had many questions but Iām surprised he actually listened to it. (I guess you really have no choice if thatās the only thing playing for 3 hours in a confined space, right?) He has not caught on to using non-binary pronouns of MB, and Iām unsure if he every will, but I shall be gentle about corrections for a while since this is a series I hold dear.
look me in the eyes. you are aware some asexual people have sex, right. you are aware some asexuals arenāt sex repulsed. you do not need to baby asexuals and act like the slightest mention of anything sexual will cause them to die of a heart attackĀ
āI want what sheās on.ā The spectrum??
me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesnāt even know I exist: I am obsessed with you
me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasnāt updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope youāre alright

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iām p sure iāve posted this before, but itās still funny
@7eselt
The moses one is innacurate. Moses would cast divine intervention and it would just work every time and have a different outcome.
murderbot shitposting
Me watching tv: itās what murderbot would have wanted
Me half-assing my job: it's what murderbot would have wanted
Me cancelling on social events: it's what murderbot would have wanted
Me rigorously following health and safety rules: it's what murderbot would have wanted
Me harassing friends about their own self care while neglecting my own: it's not what murderbot would have wanted but boy howdy it's what murderbot would do
What if I started posting exclusively in italics, thereby inducing you to read it in a soft gentle inside voice JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE 1000 DEVILS NIGHTMARES FOREVER
Whatās your group chat called
if you need a good laugh just go through the tags

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Like clockwork
For reference
I love when the art is true to real life but super cute too
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX