I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

@welshrarebit

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

maybe the real treasure was the codependent relationships we formed that led us to do morally questionable things along the way

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

And wear your fucking seatbelt.

does anyone know if being kept in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity for 25 years is bad for you??