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if i look back, i am lost

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#extradirty

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about me
ao3
the googledocs saga
fandom stuff:
pacific rim
dishonored
overwatch
red vs blue
the untamed
mandalorian fic tag
tcw fic tag
arcane fanfiction
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fic ideas to good any home

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history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hutβs invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, likeΒ βin this century, all this shit was happening concurrentlyβ and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
You mean like this?
The Timetables of History by Bernard Grun
I grew up with this book, which is frickinβ enormous, and it was endlessly fascinating to young me to pour over the side by side comparison of events taking place concurrently under different headings and in different parts of the world.
Or if you want something you can put on your wall, thereβs this:
World History Timeline
I had this book! My grandpa gave it to me and it was really freakin useful!!
I loved this book! Same for The Timetables of Science: A Chronology of the Most Important People and Events in the History of Science.
Same for The Timetables of Technology: A Chronology of the Most Important People and Events in the History of Technology. Great references!
okay but hereβs an even cooler (free!) visualization that goes a step further and tracks ideas, devices, infrastructures, and systems of power
Calculating Empires: A Genealogy of Technology and Power Since 1500
β¨οΈwith a special focus on colonialism, militarization, automation, and enclosureβ¨οΈ
You can spend hours upon hours exploring this
βPeople are inherently terribleβ no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesnβt suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know itβs hard to see sometimes, I know thereβs pain everywhere. But look, thereβs a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, thereβs someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, thereβs someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, thereβs good, thereβs good, thereβs good. Look!!!!
"We took in a kitten that was starving, injured, and shot with a pellet gun."
"Oh my god, people are awful!"
"They're not. A person rescued her, other people who are trained in helping animals treated her injuries to make her healthy again, and so so so many people contributed to pay her medical costs, I don't even know how many. That she was hurt by...what, one person? Three? Certainly not many. Is honestly maybe the least important and least meaningful part of her story."
"...Oh."
I am holding a triumph of human kindness in my lap right now and her name is Fancy.
Iβll never forget I once had to break the news to two women that their dog had cancer, and as they cried and hugged and asked me questions I said something about how I was grateful this pup had such a loving family to support her- only for these ladies to inform me one of them wasnβt actually an owner at all, she was just the other womanβs Uber driverβ¦
So this driver tells me sheβs literally never met the other lady in her life, but when this passenger started crying in the car with her dog because she was worried, this angel in the form of an Uber driver went off the clock, came inside the building, and waited over an hour in a busy emergency room with a complete stranger just so she would have someone there by her side in a scary situation. This woman even took notes about everything I said so the owner wouldnβt have to try and remember it all later.
I see plenty of stuff at my job that makes me tempted to lose my faith in humanity but all I do is remember that Uber driver and it comes roaring back to me just like that. Humans are so unbelievably good, man.
#weirdly it ended up being a uterine tumor (not super common) and the dog was cured with an OVH#a rare feel good story from the ER π₯Ή#Uber driver came for the dogβs follow up appointment as well!!!
"the world is a cold and uncaring place" then warm it up. care, dammit
βthe world is a cold
and uncaring placeβ then warm
it up. care, dammit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
alright so in the interest of trying new things and expanding my extremely limited collection of acceptable recipes (this is self imposed not lack of having them) pls help me pick from my collection of nerd cookbooks what i should try
choose my own adventure
Stardew Valley
Star Wars
Elder Scrolls
Assassin's Creed
results
And the winner is Stardew! We're going to try something relatively basic first, lemon poppyseed muffins, bc it's something I know I like but haven't tried making before. (Baby steps.)
More than one wolf prowling these streets...
Have had my Dishonored werewolf au on my mind, and I saw this photo by Herb Ritts and it was dripping with (young) Daud energy, so here he is. Enjoy. You can read my Dishonored au here. Have fun~

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So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. π.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
via @kagaminilen
[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
Here you go @a-bit-too-dyscrasic
incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.
yes this exactly
π© i cant deal with this dawg
So you don't have to Google everything like I did
Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???
touching my penis for good luck
you kid, but it *is* quite literally touching your balls, not for good luck but to ward off jinxes. like, someone will mention illness or something tragic that might happen, and men will automatically touch their balls out of superstition
Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat
those 'funny' videos of cats running around with their heads caught in things are always so enragingly shitty to me bc that cat is out of their mind panicking and you are just. standing there fucking filming it.
this post brought to you by soy getting her head stuck in a paper bag handle and extremely understandably flipping her shit while running around trying to get out of it
thankfully it tore off so we didn't have to chase her down (don't think we even could have caught her ngl), all remaining bags have been disposed of with prejudice, and she has settled back down, but absolutely nobody was having a good time tonight

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there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40Β°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
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Observations from getting an MRI:
They are NOT joking about how loud it is, even through earplugs
Claustrophobia-sufferers would NOT have a good time in there, it's both a small space and it kind of squeezes your arms against your body
Laying there and staying still for 45mins is harder than you think and I'd already thought it would be a lot
You will become aware of every part of your body on like a spiritual level
The brain will seek patterns in everything and anything; a list of things I heard from the machine's beeping include:
Horses clopping Monty Python style, a dog barking, the word 'fun' repeated over and over, a train, Star Wars pewpew blaster fire, and a very Daft Punk-esque musical beat comprised entirely of the words 'work it' and 'bepbep'
Not the worst experience ever but it is certainly not my favorite medical procedure. And now I need a nap because I am exhausted.
Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?
feeling indescribable feelings about this
[poets in a landscape, gilbert highet]
[catullus: a commentary, fordyce]

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hey idle question but what's that thing in the bottom right of your cookbook pic π
cookbook pic
That's my sword frog! It is for carrying my sword on a belt.
The fun leather stuff is in a different location. π
A cat waking up from surgery
I am losing my shit
everyone trying to get me in the uber
My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.