just absolutely apeshit for cephalopods

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

"Making peace with not transitioning because your partner wouldn't like it is valid" is an attempt at conversion therapy btw. Just so you know.

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

ilya and shane telling their friends about their situationship from hell and at the end of the whole explanation harris says “thank god you two were obsessed with each other from the start cus if one of you were a little less in love you two would never be together today” and wyatt adds “i still can believe the #1 i love my husband and #2 i love my husband came from 10 years of mess” and shane immediately asks “who’s the #1 i love my husband?” and wyatt’s like “you really are focusing on this after everything you guys told us?” and shane goes “this is a serious matter, who’s the number one?” and wyatt just look at him dumbfounded and ilya says “answer him” and wyatt replies exasperated “oh my god you two are really a match in heaven” and lisa says “thank god those two found each other” and then ilya and shane are off in the corner discussing who loves the other more and their friends just watch them completely unsurprised

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

come with me hold my hand. listen. the age gap is sometimes part of why the ship is so good. that’s okay. god isn’t going to smite you for liking an age gap relationship between fictional characters. go now. be free from the mind prison you’ve locked yourself in

and hey while we’re on the subject, age gap relationships between adults in real life are also fine. there’s no inherent problem with an age gap as long as everyone is happy and wants to be there and treats each other with respect. which is possible to do in an age gap relationship. hope this helps

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,