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@w33dwacker23
The only people who get upset when you set boundaries are the ones who benefited from you having none.
Thatās why they perceive it as a personal attackā because your boundary encroaches on space theyāre used to owning: eg, yours.
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he... he's not long enough;;
a sphinx girl whoās absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. āwhat do bees brush their hair with?ā she asks, and heās FREAKING OUT, heās going to get fucking eaten, didnāt the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
āmā¦man?ā
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit heās fuckingĀ dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers āa honeycombā
@masterwayfinders are you this Sphinx
;DDDDDDDDDDD
@editorincreeps
People who say bi erasure doesnāt happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If thatās not bi erasure I donāt even know.
Also PoC erasure, most people donāt know he was 100% Indian
Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.
*zoroastrianĀ
#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god
^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear
His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.
And he was bisexual.
YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
is this legit?
This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, āIS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? Ā BECAUSE THATāS THE WAY!ā
Believe this man. Ā He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Ā Also: speaks elvish.
Yes.
For future reference. :)
So I was never the only one who learned this in my schooltime instead of French or Spanish? Such a relief, indeed! People like you make life worth living. *o*
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I finally talk about my addiction
I cannot.
Youāre so brave James for opening up this way. All your fans are here to support you during this difficult time!
Thank you so much!!! I neverrrrr I neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr could do it without you guys
This is not even a joke i relate to this on spiritual level
Mr Brightside lasts for 3 minutes and 42 seconds and James video lasted for 3 minutes and 24 seconds.
Will reblog evERY TIME
āRemember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.ā
ā Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018)Ā
Here are the top 10 post here on justbadpuns this March
je suis sick of this shit
moi fucking too
We started this blog 5 months ago and hereās our top 10 posts of 2015
This has 100K notes omg
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Itās not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a womanās body.Ā
Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is
shes terrifying,Ā
What the actual fuck?
Wow sheās scary.
Youāre no feminist if this doesnāt bother you, that you donāt see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong.
No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No.
You donāt need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence.
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was likeā¦the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
Iām still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really,Ā reallyĀ holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.Ā
fucking look at this shit though
Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so Iāll say it for this one myself:
THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THATāS WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AINāT CGI. AND IT AINāT GUY IN A COSTUME. ITāS A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.
amazing
And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the āskinā of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then theyād start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.
They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.
The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.
And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.
One of my favorite anecdotes Iāve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?
Motherfucker randomly started moving.
So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldnāt actually, you know, eat them.
(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)
Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.
So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.
And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.
So of course, the power goes out.
And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.
Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while youāre inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.
And this guy hoped for the best and got it.
Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.
This is getting better and better.
I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI
Iām just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.
@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?
Realism comes at a cost, it seems.
i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:
Itās a three piece raptor suit.
Old movies had the best special effects
The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.
@jurassicparkandrecreation
@shepfax
Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. Ā They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Ā Nobodyād ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. Ā Itād all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them. Ā Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.
So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said,Ā āWe want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.ā
The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass. Ā They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that. Ā And when theyād created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that. Ā One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said,Ā āWait a minute, Iāve seen movement like that before.ā
He called up film of a chicken walking. Ā Everyone in the room said,Ā āHoly shit.ā
Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existedāwe knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection thereābut the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent. Ā Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.
That paleontologistsād be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian
This post just gets better and better with time
Always reblog this and it hurts my soul when they say old movies because I was like ten when this came out andā¦ THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD.
Ā Ā Girlās are amazing
I think we broke the notesā¦
i feel like iām reblogging history. āthe post that broke the notesā
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Umā¦.guysā¦.
There are negative notesā¦.
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :ā)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys Iām scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now itās floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
Thereās literally nothing there.Ā
What is this?Ā
I couldnāt scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and Iām laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH ITāS TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! Iām.. Iām not sure how this can happen..? But now Iām part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and itās true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
itās back
Huhā¦.
Iāll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
This post is historic
you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule
7/9/16 - 8:32 pm
Take your chance and be part of it. Theyāll talk about this in their history books in future.
Literally no notes
I liked it one note pops up
What the everloving fuck
23/11/2017
5:44pm
Wtf.. thereās not even a message saying 0 notes xD
29/11/17
No notes
One note popped up
22/12/2017
07:46 AM
whoa
ā¦ thereāsā¦. thereās no notesā¦. š³
Prominent Bisexual Characters in MCU and DCEU in 2017. (hopefully to be canonically seen as such on screen asap)
Whoa wait Loki is canonically bisexual? Thatās cool!
Writer of Agent of Asgard comics said openly that Loki is bisexual (āYes, he is biā) and Tom Hiddleston was also asked about Lokiās bisexuality (he thinks itās great). Heās also genderfluid. (Odin: āmy son who is bothā).
That is extremely cool
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sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss
Is it ok if i swear?
yes fish, i will allow you to swear
yes go on
im nervous
Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready nowā¦
fuā¦
fuc
fuck.
fuck
fuck!
FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
So proud of you fish
