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now i'm falling asleep. and she's calling a cab. while he's taking a dump. and she's taking a crap
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now i'm falling asleep. and she's calling a cab. while he's taking a dump. and she's taking a crap
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Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Let me go Cause I just cant look, it's killing me. They're
My brother has solved the problem of The Nephew singing "Mr Brightside" --which is a Greta song but perhaps not the best for a 5 year old to be singing on the top of his lungs in public--by writing him a brand new version, inspired by the nephew's malapropisms, that goes about like this:
"I just bought a new cage and I've been feeling just fine, gotta go to the pound because I want a dog! My mom bought me a fish, how did it end up like this? It was only a fish, it was only a fish!"
Fun fact, while writing this marshmallow recipe to rhyme with Mr. Brightside, I learned that "It started out with a kiss" rhymes with:
How are marshmallows made?
Take a bucket of starch and maybe two cups of lime, distill the essence of both with boiling alcohol. Blend in some oil 'til it crisps, just a li'l tiny spritz, using too much of this will make the emulsion split. Then take glucose from beets, spread it thick on a slab, fold in two dozen yolks and one gallon of sap, Boil for one hour ten. When the mixture is thick pour on all of the starch, blend and leave it to sit.
Now-
Salt, vanilla, milk (cow), and Jell-O. Mix, start to cook, sieve anything that's coarser than dough.
Let it breathe, churn some butter or some grease. Lube up several galvanized pots or bowls or pans for pies. Pour the goops into those trays, leave them outside for a day. That attracts the marsh-monkeys, which poop marshmallows.
Now you can enjoy these delicious droppings at your leisure.
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why did england claim wonderwall and mr brightside
I need an edit of Tim Bradford to Mr.Brightside. Both him and that song are stuck in my head. I also think if someone’s going to do this it would be amazing to replace “eager eyes” with “eagle eyes”.
Please someone do this and give me there TikTok or whatever your posting on so I can watch it. I have no editing talent at all, so I legit can’t do it myself.