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I had a doctors appointment today but I forgot to bring all my blood and my bones and everything. So embarrassing.

the guy you made up to get mad at does exist btw you just haven't spent enough time in the reddit comments section

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.