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just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers

Less than 1 month until the revolution themed dashcon

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

job interviews should have aftercare

train

train

train

train

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hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.